Make up a total lie about the person above you!

[mingez]

In light of the success of Saurian's "describe the jeepers" thread...

I thought i'd try and start something similar.

This time, make up a complete and total lie, about the poster who appears directly above you.

Okay...let's get started!

 

[Snitty]

^^ he smells good

 

[bchcky]

from the largest city in ny state.

 

[Sparky-Watts]

^^Donated his kidneys and lungs to a pygmy tribe in Africa in exchange for one of their women.

 

[WickedYJ]

Has really never seen a tornado. If the sirens go off, he runs in fear.

 

[redlightstalker]

has never heard of a jeep.owns a saab.

 

[90Xjay]

Does NOT consume alcohol

 

[Sully]

Only shops at walmart

 

[mud4feet]

Buick drivin' old man...

 

[redlightstalker]

stoll barbie and kens rides.

 

[LBR]

Hasn't become a member of the "Z's" yet LBR

 

[mingez]

Is the Polka King of the Pacific Northwest

 

[southtj]

In 1985 Mingez replaced Denny Terrio as the host of that wonderful show "Dance Fever".

 

[antsinmypants]

lives in a cardboard box on 5 corners stealing pennies from the ladies

 

[graewulf]

is really a guy in drag.

 

[southtj]

I heard that graewulf was secretly afraid of shoelaces. He won't go anywhere near them and if the person he is talking to has laces in their shoes, he starts to slowly tremble and breaks out in a sweat untill he can get away from them. All his shoes are slip on or have velcro. Once in Russia, he almost got thrown in prison because the two security guys at the airport had on big lace up boots and Graewulf was acting so nervous they had to interrogate him for a very long time about the nature of his business there.

 

[TwistedCU]

Rides around all summer with the hardtop and AC on

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Was the shooter on the grassy knoll.

 

[Utah_jeepster]

He secretly yearns for a TJ but really drives a lifted VW golf.

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Sig pic is really a 1:16 scale model in his backyard.