Valentine's Day

[mud4feet]

OK.......does anyone else think this is the most useless holiday ever created by our "consumer society"????? Unfortunately, God bless her, it's one of mudwoman's favorites!:shock: :redface: :redface: :redface: So, I'm sitting here on "Valentine's eve", trying to think of something to make her feel really, really good. I know my love is enough..........but it's not enough, if you know what I mean. I think the holiday was created just to make men feel like sh#t...........and, once again, it has worked!!! Anybody else have these issues, or is it just me?????

 

[Red Neckerson]

Yeah, I know what you mean. The wife says I don't have to get her anything. I done that once....but learned

 

[amuddyzj]

I celebrate it as Single Awareness Day. SAD for short.

 

[currupt4130]

I got my ex a card and a little teddy bear just cuz she doesn't have anyone for Valentines Day. Nothing romantic, just hoping to get her to smile. Cost me ten bucks, I don't really mind an excuse to try and make someones day though.

 

[mud4feet]

.............I don't really mind an excuse to try and make someones day though.

Good lesson from someone younger!!!!!.............Thanx, Currupt!! Good point!!

 

[mud4feet]

Well, romantic me bought her a lime tree. Now, I'm just trying to think of a great "e-card" (we're all about the "e" - she's sent me 2 already) to make her feel great tomorrow.

 

[mingez]

No, I LOVE Valentine's day. It's the one day a year my girlfriend gets me something and I don't have to do anything for her. I call it "Worship Ian Day". And she complies.

She then does my laundry and cooks me dinner, all whilst scrubbing the floors with a toothbrush. If she wishes to stop for a break, she bows her head and asks, "May I rest master"?

Don't tell her I said this...

...in fact, is this searchable on google? I better delete it.

 

[mud4feet]

No, I LOVE Valentine's day. It's the one day a year my girlfriend gets me something and I don't have to do anything for her. I call it "Worship Ian Day". And she complies.

She then does my laundry and cooks me dinner, all whilst scrubbing the floors with a toothbrush. If she wishes to stop for a break, she bows her head and asks, "May I rest master"?

Don't tell her I said this...

...in fact, is this searchable on google? I better delete it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like some testosterone speaking!!!!!

I think I'll tell...........what was her name, again???? urple: urple: urple: urple:

 

[Itchee96]

No, I LOVE Valentine's day. It's the one day a year my girlfriend gets me something and I don't have to do anything for her. I call it "Worship Ian Day". And she complies.

She then does my laundry and cooks me dinner, all whilst scrubbing the floors with a toothbrush. If she wishes to stop for a break, she bows her head and asks, "May I rest master"?

Is this before or after she fetches the paper and a beer for you?:lol:

 

[mingez]

Is this before or after she fetches the paper and a beer for you?:lol:

Oooooo...i'll have to use that one right now.

(snaps fingers then yells)
"Beer and paper baby! And then go make me a turkey pot pie!"

Just kidding D! (In case you googled this)

 

[Red Neckerson]

Oooooo...i'll have to use that one right now.

(snaps fingers then yells)
"Beer and paper baby! And then go make me a turkey pot pie!"

Just kidding D! (In case you googled this)

Hmmph, whenever I do this she gives me the finger and then mumbles something! What's your secret?

 

[Itchee96]

Hmmph, whenever I do this she gives me the finger and then mumbles something! What's your secret?

I dont think he will be able to see these posts until the swelling goes down!ray:

 

[currupt4130]

I got a message this morning saying thank you and that I made her day.

 

[mud4feet]

I got a message this morning saying thank you and that I made her day.

Good to hear, oh wise one!!!!! Mudwoman loved the lime tree and the ecard and she bought me a bottle of Appleton's Rum!! Life is good!!


I guess I shouldn't be so hard on Valentine's Day.:redface:

 

[Red Neckerson]

I dont think he will be able to see these posts until the swelling goes down!ray:

:rofl: :funny:

 

[amuddyzj]

I guess in a couple years valentines day will mean more to me. No money spent though so that means more to put in the jeep!

 

[mudwoman]

Don't let him fool you. Mudman is my rock and my protector, but he's also a very romantic guy. I had a great Valentine's Day! Thanks, Mud!

 

[Red Neckerson]

Don't let him fool you. Mudman is my rock and my protector, but he's also a very romantic guy. I had a great Valentine's Day! Thanks, Mud!

AAHHH Mud... you are making some of us look bad!

I should have learned......Happy wife, happy life!

 

[Red Neckerson]

No money spent though so that means more to put in the jeep!

Amen, Brother!!
Keep that in mind!