Main bearings?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH @ Laura
(Gadget clutches his chest feeling a "pump alarm" coming on.)
Laura, you are too much!!! -- and I hope you never change.
But...that soopamarket brown Vs. white egg thing is the craziest myth I've ever heard. Everybody knows that, generally speaking, white eggs come from the white feathered breeds of chickens and brown eggs come from the red feathered breeds of chickens. This has been true ever since a Boston monk named Mendel was successful in getting his laws passed by the Massachusetts Legislature. That happened in 1784.
Rhode Island Reds, for example, lay brown eggs, but I won't buy those eggs because I won't eat nothing that came from a Communist chicken.
To nameless others and others who shall remain nameless: (Wink) Gadget will admit to not always being the sharpest knife in the drawer during biology class, but he knows that eggs of any color come only from hen chickens. That is because, AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, a hen is the female edition of a chicken.
Roosters, most often the male edition of chickens, are otherwise employed. They keep busy by crowing, scratching, checking out the chicks <cough>, being henpecked, working out, strutting their stuff, protecting their flock from itinerant roosters and just being all-around show-offs.
Egg-Beaters, contrary to the popular myth, do not come from the Cruel Farmers Co-Op. Egg-Beaters come from a small milk carton.
I prefer my Egg-Beaters over easy.
Gadget