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Am I the only one who found that typo exceptionally funny!?!??!
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Out of the top 5 items, I was shocked to read
Beer and Strawbetty PopTarts.urple:
Strawbetty PopTarts.urple:
Am I the only one who found that typo exceptionally funny!?!??!
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Hope I don't stir anything up BUT...........................................
Weather Bulletin - Colorado
Priceless ... Think about this for a moment
Denver News
This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western
part of Jefferson County after the snowstorm.
WEATHER BULLETIN
Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a
Historic event;
may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" ------
with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds
to 90 MPH that
broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded
hundreds of motorists
in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of
communities and
cut power to 10's of thousands.
*FYI:
*George Bush did not come*
*FEMA did nothing.*
*No one howled for the government. *
*No one blamed the government.*
*No one even uttered an expletive on TV.*
*Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.*
*Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else.*
*Our Govern*o*r did not blame Bush or anyone else, either.*
*CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snowstorm.*
*Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.*
*No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.*
*No one looted.*
*Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.*
*Nobody expected the government to do anything, either.*
*No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera.*
*No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found.*
*Nope, we just melted the snow for water. Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars. The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask
for a penny.
*Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snowbound families. Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.*
*We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.*
*We put on extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".*
*We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.
Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never fallen this early, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.*
*In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about
40 degrees North Latitude, 90% of the world's social problems evaporate.*
It does seem that way, at least to me.
Apples and oranges.
Typical mentality up here in CO.
People who live in the North deal with blizzards often. And unlike me, usually prepared for them with things, as they noted, like coleman lanterns, heaters, and are able to melt snow for water.
The folks of New Orleans have had 2...maybe 3 hurricanes of note in the last Century. They had no snow to melt, and no drinking water. No power. And the other 2 hurricanes didn't even compare.
How many dead bodies did the blizzard cause to rot and float by your house?
Not to mention, as serious as a blizzard is, 44" of snow compares to Katrina, like a fart to a sandstorm.
I guarantee you, if the folks in that blizzard could experience a storm like Katrina, they'd take 2-3 of those "Biblical" blizzards per year, for the rest of their life, than to have to deal with Katrina once...
That blizzard, albeit a nasty one, was nothing like the devastation those people suffered. I am not saying that some of the actions and reactions in N.O. didn't disturb me but that does not discount in any way the severity of their tragedy.
My sister shoveled out her driveway by herself, then shoveled out part of their yard so her kids could play (it was too deep). In N.O. and the surrounding areas people lost their homes, their jobs, their schools... they had to start over from scratch or leave for good and start over elsewhere... that is of course if they lived through it.
So, when the people north of about 40 degrees North Latitude finish patting themselves on the back maybe they should thank God that they were not so unfortunate as those who lost everything.
That blizzard, albeit a nasty one, was nothing like the devastation those people suffered. I am not saying that some of the actions and reactions in N.O. didn't disturb me but that does not discount in any way the severity of their tragedy.
My sister shoveled out her driveway by herself, then shoveled out part of their yard so her kids could play (it was too deep). In N.O. and the surrounding areas people lost their homes, their jobs, their schools... they had to start over from scratch or leave for good and start over elsewhere... that is of course if they lived through it.
So, when the people north of about 40 degrees North Latitude finish patting themselves on the back maybe they should thank God that they were not so unfortunate as those who lost everything.
Said much better than I!!!
...we just got 10 inched out of that storm....
I hope you didn't. :shock: :lol:not touching that one.:lol: urple: