handguns or women?

[_(OIIIIO)_Jeeper]

shang-hi'd this from another forum..thought it was funny! :lol:

TEN REASONS WHY SOME MEN PREFER HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
#10 You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22's.
#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!
#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun

 

[mud4feet]

RE: I

HAHAHA! Yeah, that's funny!

MUDWOMAN, STOP READING HERE!!!



I like #5 and of course........#1

 

[Sparky-Watts]

RE: Tire Balancing

OMG!!!!!!!!!! That's GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

 

[antsinmypants]

#10-by the time shes 44 i'll assume your about that age as well, you dont have the energy for 2 22's anymore anyways
#9 -the best woman will hit the roads with you (and go off road with you too)
#8 -if he cherishes it enough he wont let anyone use it.
#7 -if your primary woman is doing her job you wont have time to find a back up one nor will you want to
#6 -i dont know why a woman would leave if you run out of ammo (doesnt effect us at all)
#5 -my closet is 1/3 the size of my male roomates AND mine is less full than his (he has more shoes too :shock: ) and yes, he is completly stright.
#4 -it is normal for some women to get a little cranky for 1/4th of the month
#3 -i dont know any woman that wears grips
#2 -in my opinion if you dont want to go to sleep after it wasnt a job well done.
#1 -you can buy a silencer for a woman, its called chocolate

 

[mudwoman]

TEN REASONS WHY SOME WOMEN PREFER HANDGUNS OVER MEN
#10 You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22's.
#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't fart and then say "Good rip!!"
#4 Handguns don't worry if they're big enough to satisfy you.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make my dick look bigger?"
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a man!
#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun
AMEN!!

 

[jps4jeep]

RE: Re: RE: Another welding question

Where the top ten reasons why a beer is better than women?

 

[TwistedCU]

Where the top ten reasons why a beer is better than women?

You need ten of those? :lol:

 

[mud4feet]

RE: Re: RE: Another welding question

TEN REASONS WHY SOME WOMEN PREFER HANDGUNS OVER MEN.............AMEN!!

I'm just happy mudwoman doesn't like handguns............I could be in SERIOUS trouble!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[judge09]

Where the top ten reasons why a beer is better than women?

You need ten of those? :lol:

I agree with you on that :lol:

 

[MerkL]

jps4jeep wrote:
Where the top ten reasons why a beer is better than women?


You need ten of those?

Well, after you down a few it won't matter what the others are, you'll forget and start back over at one.