Tug-n-pull
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1061532
Put a litter box in the floor! hehehehe tug[addsig]
Put a litter box in the floor! hehehehe tug[addsig]
kickin' the cat out?
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bigTlilODD
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1061533
Rig up a little electrified metal plate, when that cat pees on it, WHAMMO![addsig]
Rig up a little electrified metal plate, when that cat pees on it, WHAMMO![addsig]
jeepmaster
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1061539
yeaaa todd's got it, just run some heavy duty wire(to ensure the best conduction :-D ) off the battery and to a metal plate. that mineral rich urine should conduct REEEEAL nice. this way, even if he wants to pee on your jeep again, his junk will be so sore and swollen he wont be able to jump up there for a day or so. this buys you time for a more uh permanent solution :evil: [addsig]
yeaaa todd's got it, just run some heavy duty wire(to ensure the best conduction :-D ) off the battery and to a metal plate. that mineral rich urine should conduct REEEEAL nice. this way, even if he wants to pee on your jeep again, his junk will be so sore and swollen he wont be able to jump up there for a day or so. this buys you time for a more uh permanent solution :evil: [addsig]
1061595
In the outback, when they kill a dingo they hang it from the side of the fence they killed it on, my suggestion is to do the same but with cats. Make sure you hang them high so all the other cats can see it, maybe from your C.B. antenna. I believe the government still buys some varmint skins and last time I checked cats were still classified as a varmint, maybe you could turn it into a small business, like they do in Florida, you could drive around in a cat skinned jeep and round-up stray puddy. :-O :-D [addsig]
In the outback, when they kill a dingo they hang it from the side of the fence they killed it on, my suggestion is to do the same but with cats. Make sure you hang them high so all the other cats can see it, maybe from your C.B. antenna. I believe the government still buys some varmint skins and last time I checked cats were still classified as a varmint, maybe you could turn it into a small business, like they do in Florida, you could drive around in a cat skinned jeep and round-up stray puddy. :-O :-D [addsig]
jeepmaster
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all these great ideas are makin me wish we had a stray-seat-urinating-feline around here. the closest thing would be my neighbors 3 legged cat, but he avoids the jeep (i believe he lost his 4th leg to a car, he seems to have an intese fear of them) and id feel bad messing with him, hes been through so much being a tripod and all[addsig]
all these great ideas are makin me wish we had a stray-seat-urinating-feline around here. the closest thing would be my neighbors 3 legged cat, but he avoids the jeep (i believe he lost his 4th leg to a car, he seems to have an intese fear of them) and id feel bad messing with him, hes been through so much being a tripod and all[addsig]
jeepmaster
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1061706
not if your name is toonsis!! (sp?) :lol: maybe the cat is actually trying to steal the jeep and is getting so frustrated that he cant turn the key without and opposable thumb, that hes peeing on your seat in frustration. perhaps the solution is to get him a push button start? [addsig]
not if your name is toonsis!! (sp?) :lol: maybe the cat is actually trying to steal the jeep and is getting so frustrated that he cant turn the key without and opposable thumb, that hes peeing on your seat in frustration. perhaps the solution is to get him a push button start? [addsig]
1061790
watch out for those cats they can be pretty vicious. i had one bite my hand when i was asked to get it out of someones house. sure i didn't help the situation by trying to whip the cat with a towel, or the broom. but it was stuck behind a washing machine a the homeowners were scared of it. i figured it was only a cat and once i had it pinned down with my boot across its neck i could grab it be the back of its neck and carry it out. once i reached down to grab it the cat bite me. then i said the hell with the cat, called esu and had them dart the cat and sent it to the aspca so it could be checked for rabies[addsig]
watch out for those cats they can be pretty vicious. i had one bite my hand when i was asked to get it out of someones house. sure i didn't help the situation by trying to whip the cat with a towel, or the broom. but it was stuck behind a washing machine a the homeowners were scared of it. i figured it was only a cat and once i had it pinned down with my boot across its neck i could grab it be the back of its neck and carry it out. once i reached down to grab it the cat bite me. then i said the hell with the cat, called esu and had them dart the cat and sent it to the aspca so it could be checked for rabies[addsig]
bigTlilODD
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1061843
I told my dad about this thread and he told me a story about a cat that did this to his convertible MG.
DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR GROSSED OUT!
He said he caught the cat and put gasoline up it's butt then lit it. He said the cat ran around in circles for awhile then it just fell over.
edited by: bigTlilODD, Mar 26, 2003 - 04:24 PM[addsig]
I told my dad about this thread and he told me a story about a cat that did this to his convertible MG.
DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR GROSSED OUT!
He said he caught the cat and put gasoline up it's butt then lit it. He said the cat ran around in circles for awhile then it just fell over.
edited by: bigTlilODD, Mar 26, 2003 - 04:24 PM[addsig]
jeepmaster
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1061853
cariss im not following you man
haha todd, theres rumors around ehre some kid buried a cat up to its head then hit it with a lawnmower, im not believin it tho[addsig]
cariss im not following you man
haha todd, theres rumors around ehre some kid buried a cat up to its head then hit it with a lawnmower, im not believin it tho[addsig]
