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[TrailRatedRN]

BTW how is three drinks in front of you bar hopping?

Maybe they were three drinks from 3 different bars...

 

[JPNinPA]

Maybe they were three drinks from 3 different bars...

Oh then you couldn't hold your alcohol.

 

[FredDog01]

a three fisted drinker

 

[JPNinPA]

A house can' t jump . That one is older then me. A Rabi, a nun and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of joke? "

I don't get it.


http://www.adweek.com/video/heineken-joke-123480

 

[TrailRatedRN]

Not bar hopping

 

[JPNinPA]

I like this one better.

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation

 

[RudeDog]

Lock up brakes, takes out zebra, fire truck and horse blow by. Flip a 180 drive opposite way up and over zebra... Buh-bye! ?de04?de01?de1c?de06?de1d?de09

 

[JPNinPA]

Lock up brakes, takes out zebra, fire truck and horse blow by. Flip a 180 drive opposite way up and over zebra... Buh-bye! ?de04?de01?de1c?de06?de1d?de09

Not quite. There is a much less violent solution.

 

[TrailRatedRN]

Violent solutions can be fun

 

[RudeDog]

And entertaining at least.. So, goat head, tell us the answer..

 

[JPNinPA]

Get off the carousel.

 

[RudeDog]

When's stops..... Right... Or reach for the golden ring, then bail..

 

[JPNinPA]

What word in the English dictionary becomes shorter when it is lengthened?

 

[TrailRatedRN]

Give me some time. I'll think of something. I was thinking of plural at first

 

[TrailRatedRN]

Short becomes shorter, and shorter is 2 letters longer than short

 

[FredDog01]

Why ? The one question that can't be answered. Because the answer will always be asked "Why ? "

 

[JPNinPA]

Short becomes shorter, and shorter is 2 letters longer than short

ding ding ding

 

[JPNinPA]

What kind of running results in walking?

 

[TrailRatedRN]

Faucet overflowing the sink?

 

[JPNinPA]

Running out of gas.