prariepunk
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yesSparky-Watts said:D'jever see "The Piano"? Hubba, hubba, hubba!!:shock:
yesSparky-Watts said:D'jever see "The Piano"? Hubba, hubba, hubba!!:shock:
Alice's Restaurant!prariepunk said:"There was mother rapers... father stabbers... father rapers... Father rapers! Sittin' right there on the bench next to me!"
Who_Cares said:your's was the Godfather also.
Man: You gonna order something, kid?
Kid: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab.
Man: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
Kid: All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
Man: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.
Get THAT one
Grumpy old men (guess)prariepunk said:Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow!"
I want to kill...bcrowe said:Alice's Restaurant!
(...and the 8x10 color glossys with the circles and the arrows .....)
prariepunk said:Here is an easy one: "I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi."
You'll shoot your eye out kid90Xjay said:"Some men are Baptist, others Catholics.. My father was an Oldsmobile man"
I don't know offhand, but it sounds like something that would come from a leslie nielson character???Sparky-Watts said:1st person: "We've got to get these people to a hospital."
2nd person: "A hospital! What is it?!?"
1st person: "It's a big building with lot's of sick people in it, but that's not important right now."
TwistedCopper said:I don't know offhand, but it sounds like something that would come from a leslie nielson character???
TwistedCopper said:You'll shoot your eye out kid
Fragile... it's Italian!!!
Christmas story
90Xjay said:AIRPLANE!!!
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
WOW, you could SO not make a movie like that today!!!!!!!!1
Sparky-Watts said:Ain't that the truth!!:shock:
"Well, Timmy, I see you've got a little boy dog, there!"
"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Timmy?"
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."
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