graewulf
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Bounty__Hunter said:"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here".
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Bounty__Hunter said:"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here".
Bounty__Hunter said:I'm thankful that 99% of the people I deal with are respectful. A little respect goes a long way, and the treatment is generally mutual.
"So you don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Warning? You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket".
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop".
"Ya, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven".
"No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want".
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here".
Maryland can...redrooster said:What kind of state gives you a ticket for honking the horn??? I have never heard of such.
§ 22-401. Horns and warning devices.
(b) When to be used.- The driver of a motor vehicle shall, when reasonably necessary to insure safe operation, give audible warning with his horn, but may not otherwise use the horn when on a highway.
§ 21-504. Drivers to exercise due care.
(a) In general.- Notwithstanding any other provision of this title, the driver of a vehicle shall exercise due care to avoid colliding with any pedestrian.
(b) Duty to warn pedestrians.- Notwithstanding any other provision of this title, the driver of a vehicle shall, if necessary, warn any pedestrian by sounding the horn of the vehicle.
§ 21-1412. Special provisions for tunnels.
(c) Sounding horns or flashing headlights prohibited.- The driver of a vehicle may not sound his horn or flash his headlights in a tunnel.
§ 21-1412. Special provisions for tunnels.
(c) Sounding horns or flashing headlights prohibited.- The driver of a vehicle may not sound his horn or flash his headlights in a tunnel.
Bounty__Hunter said:I'm thankful that 99% of the people I deal with are respectful. A little respect goes a long way, and the treatment is generally mutual.
"So you don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Warning? You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket".
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop".
"Ya, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven".
"No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want".
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here".
Inspector-Gadget said:Let it go.
You did your job.
You upheld the law.
Tomorrow is another day.
There will be plenty more just like her.
Regards,
Long ago learned to leave work at work, Gadget
Inspector-Gadget said:Let it go.
You did your job.
You upheld the law.
Tomorrow is another day.
There will be plenty more just like her.
Regards,
Long ago learned to leave work at work, Gadget
graewulf said:Its a good thing stupidity isnt contagious