Normally (I think all girls will agree) girls are bitch*s...when you meet a girl they suck. Most girls only have a few girl friends.
With the exception of one girl that drives around my town in a white TJ, doors on, hard top on, NO WAVE'n beotch, all Jeeper girls I have meet have been wicked cool...I have met 2 purpleyjgirl, and another chick that drives around my town.
This chick in the white TJ, I seen her down the Pit (its a big sand pit, just like where we went wheelin the 23rd). Well it was obviously the first time she took the Jeep off road. First, not like it's a big deal, she had the doors and hard top on, windows up cuz she must have had the AC on, too. Well, I was sitting there drinking my beers with some friends, and here she come haulin' a$$ over these, I dont know what you would call them ATV bumps, you know the little ones that make the Jeep seem like your in a bumber car, she must have been at least doing 15. She drives right in front of me, I hear her and her friend screaming, like they were scared. I would have been screaming, too. So anyways, we finish our beers, and head out. Who do I see stuck between 2 trees. Go figure, it looks like she went to turn around and lodged her self between 2 trees. I dont know how it happned. I asked if she needed help (she wasnt that good of a driver, obviously) we got her out. We take off down some ATV trails down there, we were gone for about 30 mins, went back to the pit to see if she was still there. This time, it was worse. She had gone throught some thick mud that is more like wet sand...and didnt make it. She was obviously spinning her tires the whole time she was stuck, because she burried herself like nothing i'v seen. I havent seen alot, but man she was stuck. Unfortuntally, I dont have a tow strap...so she was out of luck. I offered to push, and we did, and did, and did, and pushed some more, nothing. I Jeep full of girls helping a Jeep full of girls, what do you expect. Well I called some friends with 4x4's they came and pulled the b*tch out.
I gave her some pointers (not like I really had any to give), told her about the wave, she was so blonde to the idea, and about jeepz.com...she said she wasnt that 'into' it. Now when I see her (she still doesnt wave) I give her the finger, dumb beotch.
That was the stupidest longest story I have ever told, enjoy!