Random Poetry...

Saurian

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A little something to exercise the Jeeping mind in the off-times... This is one of my personal favourites, anyone have any goodies they like, go ahead and post... Literary Jeepers are happy jeepers!

The Man In The Glass
Author Unknown...

When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what THAT man has to say

For it isn't your father, or mother, or wife
Whose judgement upon you must pass
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass

You may be like Jack Horner, and chisel a plum
And think you're a wonderful guy
But the man in the glass says you're a bum
If you can't look him straight in the eye

He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest
For he's with you clear up to the end...
And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test
If the man in the glass is your friend

You may fool the whole world down your pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass
But your final reward will be the heartache and tears
If you've cheated the man in the glass...
 

RE: Check for MUD!!!

My personal favorite since I first read it in high school (WAAAYYYYY too long ago)
From memory......may not be an exact quote and may be errors in the author:

Do you fear the force of the wind, the slash of the rain?
Go face them and fight them, be savage again.
The palms of your hands will thicken, the skin on you face will tan,
You'll grow ragged and weary and swarthy, (always loved that word)
But you'll walk like a man.

Kahil Gabran
 
Terry Shiavo

Okay, I hope you all are cultured enough to understand the intellect behind this poem, because this his heavy stuff:

All right stop! Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop! Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle..

dun dun dun da-da dun-dun
dun dun dun da-da dun-dun
Ice-Ice Baby!

---Robert VanWinkle, aka: Vanilla Ice
 
mingez said:
Okay, I hope you all are cultured enough to understand the intellect behind this poem, because this his heavy stuff:

All right stop! Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop! Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle..

dun dun dun da-da dun-dun
dun dun dun da-da dun-dun
Ice-Ice Baby!

---Robert VanWinkle, aka: Vanilla Ice

Did he lip-sinc it? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Anyone ever see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (?) The one with Vanilla Ice, where he is in the night club... If you get me really messed up, for some reason, I like to sing that song...

GO! GO! GO! GO! Go ninja, go ninja, go! Go ninja, go ninja, go!

Good stuff...
 
RE: Check for MUD!!!

Ladies and Jellybeans (incomplete)
Author Unknown...

Ladies and jellybeans, hobos and tramps
Cross sighted beetles, and bow-legged ants
On this tuesday, a week from next friday
There will be a women's meeting for men only
Admission is free, pay at the door
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor
I'll tell you something you've not heard before

One fine day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back, they faced each other
Pulled thier swords and shot one another
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Pulled his pistol, and stabbed the boys

Now they live in the middle of the block
In the upstairs of a downstairs of a vacant lot
If you don't believe this lie is true
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too...
 
RE: stuck brake bleed nipple

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here's a Jeep story
Written for You

Big brothers like CJ and YJ
Whom we all trusted and know
Didn't really like little TJ
When he made his first show

Oh how they laughed
at this refined young lass
You could hear them saying
"Get aload of that dash"

They scuffed and shuned him
This little TJ with class
But TJ stood up to them
said "You can kiss my @ss"

CJ and YJ stepped back
All shocked and surprised
They looked at him and said
"TJ might be our demise"

So they took a deep breath
Both trembling in fear
Said "go on little brother...
..we'll bring up the rear!"

Author:
Proud owner of a TJ :D
 

Very nice Terry!!

That outta stir thinks up around here! LOL
 
Re: RE: speakers

I have tons of favorites from Keats and Shelley and others of that period, many too long to post. Here's one of my favorites:

Lassiter M

The lights down on the strip
Are running away to dream.
On the wind, a mournful whisper,
Is building up to a scream.
Feeble hands on the icy railing,
Eyes all cloudy and dim,
Lassiter waits for morning,
But nobody waits for him.

His mind is a vault of emotion,
Insecurity holds fast the latch.
Aside from the nominal daydreams,
Sleep is a dream he won't catch.
Locked out of doors on a Sunday,
Cold both in life and in limb,
Lassiter prays for deliverance,
But nobody prays for him.

High on a ridge in the Rockies,
With a view that made his head swim,
Lassiter found all the answers,
But nobody ever found him.


-Sparky 1988-
 

On St. Paddy's day, the local radio station was having limericks read. Here's an original one that I submitted:

There once was a man named Glass,
Who lost his pet snake in the grass.
As he looked for his snake,
He stepped on a rake,
Stumbled and fell on his asp.
 
One of my favorites... from Robert Service (a Canadian poet):
THE CREMATION OF SAM MCGEE

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam ‘round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he’d often say in his homely way that “he’d sooner live in hell.”

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka’s fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we’d close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn’t see;
It wasn’t much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and “Cap,” says he, “I’ll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I’m asking that you won’t refuse my last request.”

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn’t say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
“It’s the cursed cold, and it’s got right hold till I’m chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet ‘taint being dead--it’s my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you’ll cremate my last remains.”

A pal’s last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn’t a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn’t get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: “You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it’s up to you to cremate those last remains.”

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows—O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I’d often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the “Alice May.”
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry, “is my cre-ma-tor-eum.”

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn’t like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don’t know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: “I’ll just take a peep inside.
I guess he’s cooked, and it’s time I looked;” . . . then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it’s the first time I’ve been warm.”

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.
 

RE: Replacing my fender flares

“The Hunting of the Snark”

An Agony In Eight Fits

by

Lewis Carroll

Fit the Second

“The Bellman’s Speech”


The Bellman himself they all praised to the skies--
Such a carriage, such ease and such grace!
Such solemnity, too! One could see he was wise,
The moment one looked in his face!

He had bought a large map representing the sea,
Without the least vestige of land:
And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
A map they could all understand.

"What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"
So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply
"They are merely conventional signs!

"Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!
But we've got our brave Captain to thank"
(So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best--
A perfect and absolute blank!"

This was charming, no doubt: but they shortly found out
That the Captain they trusted so well
Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
And that was to tingle his bell.

He was thoughtful and grave--but the orders he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew.
When he cried "Steer to starboard, but keep her head larboard!"
What on earth was the helmsman to do?

Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked".

But the principal failing occurred in the sailing,
And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed,
Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew due East,
That the ship would not travel due West!

Regards,

Cap'n Gadget

PS: Lewis Carroll didn't know much about sailing and "The Snark" was intended to be a work of nonsense. Nevertheless, this is searing commentary as regards how we pick our leaders. If you will, consider this piece in entirety the next time we select a president.
 
Not a poem per se but it's poetry to me.

Little Miss Magic

By: jimmy buffett
1980

Constantly amazed by the blades of the fan on the ceiling
The clever little glances she gives me can’t help but be appealing
She loves to ride into town with the top down
Feel that warm breeze on her gentle skin
She is my next of kin

Chorus:
I see a little more of me everyday
I catch a little more moustache turning gray
Your mother is the only other woman for me
Little miss magic, what you gonna be?

Sometimes I catch her dreamin’ and wonder where that little mind meanders
Is she strollin’ along the shore or cruisin’ o’er the broad savannah
I know someday she’ll learn to make up her own rhymes
Someday she’s gonna learn how to fly
Oh that I won’t deny

Chorus:
I catch a little more dialogue comin’ my way
I see those big brown eyes just start to lookin’ astray
Your mother’s still the only other woman for me
Little miss magic, what you gonna be?

Yes she loves to ride into town with the top down
Feel that warm breeze on her gentle skin
She is my next of kin

Constantly amazed by the blades of the fan on the ceiling
Those clever little looks she gives just can’t help but be appealing
I know someday she’ll learn to make up her own rhymes
One day she’s gonna learn how to fly
That I won’t deny

Chorus:
I see a little more of me everyday
I feel a little more moustache turning gray
Your mother’s still the only other woman for me
Little miss magic, what you gonna be?
Little miss magic, what you gonna be?
Little miss magic, just can’t wait to see

It’s raining, it’s pouring
Your old man is snoring
 
People Who Died

Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died


G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died

Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers

--Jim Carroll

This was a poem turned song. Released by Jim Carroll for the album selftitled Jim Carroll Band.

You all may remember this as the signature song from the movie "Basketball Diaries" a movie about Jim Carroll's childhood. His character was played by Leonardo DiCaprio.
 

South you rock man and no doubt about that. I won't even start to bring my Buffett songlines because this post would never end, but they are definately worthy. I just read "Jolly Mon" to my neice last weekend and she loved it. We listened to the song afterwards ::Sigh::

I write myself, but I'll put one of my own favorite classics here:

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

-- Joyce Kilmer
------------------------------

Lady
 
LadyJeepFreak said:
South you rock man and no doubt about that. I won't even start to bring my Buffett songlines because this post would never end, but they are definately worthy. I just read "Jolly Mon" to my neice last weekend and she loved it. We listened to the song afterwards ::Sigh::

I write myself, but I'll put one of my own favorite classics here:

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

-- Joyce Kilmer
------------------------------

Lady

That was always one of my favorites, too. I sang it to music once at a program while an artist painted a tree on stage next to me......
 
RE: Bumper Suggestions

I am a person like you
One of God’s own
Now deemed unfit to live
By judges on their throne

In a nation with a culture of death
Now laced with apathy and uncare
People like me are put away
Unworthy to breathe your air

To do to an animal what you’re doing to me
Would be a criminal offense
But the courts have said, I should be dead
Their judgments make no sense

So many of you prayed for me
You watched and tried to save
An innocent young woman
Now doomed for the grave

You’re a people without a conscience
Look at the children you abort
You made your case against me
Calling my food “life support”

I am fading fast now
Soon my maker I will see
One question I leave for you America
Who will cry for me?

Written for the spirit of Terri Schaivo a living breathing soul.
 

mingez said:
Okay, I hope you all are cultured enough to understand the intellect behind this poem, because this his heavy stuff:

All right stop! Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop! Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle..

dun dun dun da-da dun-dun
dun dun dun da-da dun-dun
Ice-Ice Baby!

---Robert VanWinkle, aka: Vanilla Ice

Mingez....normally, quoting Vanilla Ice is a sure trip down ridicule road. But instead, I have to say thanks. I know it's weird to get all sentimental over a white boy rap song, but I appreciated that. That song came out when I was in about 10th grade. I haven't even thought about it in years, but reading that made me remember like a million good memories. Thanks.
 
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