I haven't been on here in a LONG time.. I was doing some catching up and saw this thread. I was torn as to whether or not I should post my "job". If you all solemnly swear to never, EVER tell another living soul I will post it here.
There aren't many people who actually know that this job really exists, but I can assure you that it does.
Late at night, between the hours of 1 a.m. and 5 a.m., I stop at a highly classified location to pick up my nightly "parcel". I then drive along desolate roads and highways tossing out miscellaneous sneakers and shoes to the roadside. It doesn't pay much, but it puts some food on the table.:lol:
See? I know you have always wondered where in the HECK those come from. Now you know.