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This does in fact work. I've tried it in several countries (including USA )
 

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This is my 1000 th post, isnt Terry supposed to give me something for the 1000 mark. I dont want any hugs and kisses sent either.
 
Did you realize the name Santa Claus is not mentioned once in the popular Christmas poem The Night Before Christmas .
 
The Christmas season begins at sundown on 24th December and lasts through sundown on the 5th January. For that reason, this season is also known as the Twelve Days of Christmas.
 

The "Twelve Days of Christmas" was originally written to help Catholic children, in England, remember different articles of faith during the persecution by Protestant Monarchs. The "true love" represented God, and the gifts all different ideas:
The "Partridge in a pear tree" was Christ.
2 Turtle Doves = The Old and New Testaments.
3 French Hens = Faith, Hope and Charity-- the Theological Virtues.
4 Calling Birds = the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
5 Golden Rings = The first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which relays the history of man's fall from grace.
6 Geese A-laying = the six days of Creation
7 Swans A-swimming = the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments.
8 Maids A-milking = the eight beatitudes.
9 Ladies Dancing = the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit.
10 Lords A-leaping = the ten commandments.
11 Pipers Piping = the eleven faithful apostles.
12 Drummers Drumming = the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed.
 
quick! what movie is this from?

"What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit. Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And they we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug. Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug. But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're s-hit out of luck."
 
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