The OFFICIAL Random thread

[YJoffroad]

So, since this is the "random" thread I though I'd put up some random facts for viewing.
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

there's alot more where these came from... enjoy

 

[90Xjay]

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

I don't even want to envision that one...

 

[TwistedCU]

I don't even want to envision that one...

I'd like more info on that if possible

J/K

:lol:

 

[dropseys]

I guess it would be a great contraceptive. Who'd want to hit something slathered in crocodile poop? Then again, I'm sure there are some freaks out there that would.

 

[mingez]

I guess it would be a great contraceptive. Who'd want to hit something slathered in crocodile poop? Then again, I'm sure there are some freaks out there that would.

No way dude! Are you kiddin' me?

What's hotter than Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba slathered in crocodile poop.

 

[Utah_jeepster]

No way dude! Are you kiddin' me?

What's hotter than Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba slathered in crocodile poop.

Mingez...your one sick individual!
May I recomend one or two mental hospitals? I know they failed with me but its a jeep thing and the wife understands...but maybe they might be able to help you....

 

[Sparky-Watts]

mmmmmm......crocodile poop........

 

[Utah_jeepster]

mmmmmm......crocodile poop........

I should have known....


Sick
Sick
Sick individuals!

 

[Sparky-Watts]

I should have known....


Sick
Sick
Sick individuals!

Well, you're quick to judge me!:evil: I suppose you have a problem with my Saturday night entertainment, as well. You know, when I slather my nude body with peanut butter and jelly, hang by my ankles from the ceiling fan, and let the dogs loose in the house? Well, if my lifestyle is so offensive to you, then so be it! I don't need your approval. I don't need your friendship. I don't need your abuse. I do, however, need your money, so send it all in care of "Sparky the Sicko" Box 92, No Hope, Ks. Operators are standing by now! Offer prohibited where void. All sales final. Any connections to real people are purely incidental. All rights ignored.

 

[YJoffroad]

HAHAHA, all those random facts and croccodile dung is the only one talked about, that's awsome! I like where your heads are at. I ran across some more facts, have at 'em:

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which
they start.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (you sure those are your parents)

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
(Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

In ancient England a person ! could not have sex unless you had consent
of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to
have a baby,they got consent of the King, the King gave them aplacard that
they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had
F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where
that came from.

 

[carriss]

What about North and South America the America starts and ends with A, but it's not just America it's North America and South America.

 

[carriss]

here's a fun fact,

The name for the Jeep came form a popular cartoon character that was magical and could do any thing, this reminded the people of the little 4x4 and the name stuck.

 

[90Xjay]

what the?

nearly another full day with no post the the random thread.:redface:

:lol: :lol:

 

[currupt4130]

Thanks for saving it. My night last night, courtesy of too much brew:

Dancing like a string puppet (according to friends)
Ordered a pizza, and payed for the whole thing (I don't remember this)
Allowed myself to be punched in the face (accidentally hit my friend in the eye with a ping pong ball)
Had to walk home in the rain this morning b/c I got kicked out of this girls room. (You can probably figure that out without any help)

 

[fireman32]

gas $2.80 a gallon

 

[Utah_jeepster]

Gas 2.58$ a gallon...hit a first...40$ to fill the jeep....Deisel is 2.97$ a gallon...89.75$ to fill the wifes Dodge Ram 3500.

 

[mingez]

Had to walk home in the rain this morning b/c I got kicked out of this girls room. (You can probably figure that out without any help)

Gas 2.58$ a gallon...hit a first...40$ to fill the jeep....Deisel is 2.97$ a gallon...89.75$ to fill the wifes Dodge Ram 3500.

gas $2.80 a gallon

Currupt has a night with a hottie in her dorm, and you two sad old men chime in with gas prices. Oh the humanity! :lol:

 

[mingez]

Thanks for saving it. My night last night, courtesy of too much brew:

Dancing like a string puppet (according to friends)
Ordered a pizza, and payed for the whole thing (I don't remember this)
Allowed myself to be punched in the face (accidentally hit my friend in the eye with a ping pong ball)
Had to walk home in the rain this morning b/c I got kicked out of this girls room. (You can probably figure that out without any help)

That's forgivable. If you're gonna drop the ball on the random thread it better be for a good reason, of which I believe your night qualifies.

I spent the night trying to convince my girlfriend that I do indeed love her, and she's more important than watching sports. :roll:

God, all I wanted to do was watch ONE MMA match on Bodogfight. Fedor Emelianinko was beating up another fighter named Matt Lindland. Fedor won of course....Mingez didn't.

Girlfriends are like McDonalds...when you don't have it, you crave it, when you get it, you remember why you stopped going there. Jeez.

 

[Green97TJ]

Girlfriends are like McDonalds...when you don't have it, you crave it, when you get it, you remember why you stopped going there. Jeez.

LOL! :lol: Thats definitely one of my new favorite lines. But maybe thats just cuz my girl is upset with me right now. What else is new.

 

[Lonnie]

woo hoo the canucks just beat dallas again GO NUCK'S GO !!!!!!!!!!!!