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[currupt4130]

And I'll tell you, Park Avenue is just SKID ROW!

oh yeah, I'm back

How's the house thing comin?

 

[Saurian]

Great. As soon as I figure out if my memory stick melted in the computer fire or not, I'll be able to get my camera out and take some pictures of the place. I'm loving it so far, it's really nice to be able to choose the projects that I want to do... Like, I think I'll rewire the bathroom. I think I'll make lasagna for my roomies. Or, more simply, I think I'm gonna go to bed at 4:00 in the afternoon because I'm tired after work. Gotta love it.

 

[90Xjay]

Oh darn, the Senate defeated the Immigration/amnesty bill again:-|


Now I'm really upset

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Oh darn, the Senate defeated the Immigration/amnesty bill again:-|


Now I'm really upset

Aw, shucks! :-|

 

[Utah_jeepster]

Oh darn, the Senate defeated the Immigration/amnesty bill again:-|


Now I'm really upset

Does that mean we Utahan's will not become US citizens?

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Does that mean we Utahan's will not become US citizens?

Yes, I'm afraid that's what it means. You'll just have to go through the naturalization process with every other foreigner that washes up on shore or slithers across the border on his belly.

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

 

[Sparky-Watts]

The US Border Patrol has taken up a new tactic to deal with illegals from Mexico. They have rewritten all of the Geography Books in Mexican classrooms to include this map:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[90Xjay]

your mama's sooo fat, she cut her leg and gravy ran out.urple: urple:

 

[dropseys]

Your momma's so fat she steps on the digital scale and it reads, "what the fu%&"

 

[Saurian]

Allright everyone, what's at the corner of Andover Avenue and Barrington Place?

Give up?

Huffman Park, of course!

your mamma's so fat, she's a mere three m&ms short of holy s*@t...

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Yo mama so fat, she has little fat chicks stuck in orbit around her.

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the street.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.

Jose says, look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.

Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

I need ten dollars so I can move back to Mexico.

 

[spunebil]

The last time my momma wore lip-stick, the Mortician applied it......................but we still keep a jeeping....SO....JEEP ON ....................... We all die in the END............ God Bless

 

[90Xjay]

Where the white women at !??

 

[spunebil]

the mud sharks you are looking to meet are everywhere............just throw some crack up in the air......and.........see who dives to catch it.....The morel of this posting............find more morels.............love that tasty fungus

 

[90Xjay]

the mud sharks you are looking to meet are everywhere............just throw some crack up in the air......and.........see who dives to catch it.....The morel of this posting............find more morels.............love that tasty fungus

morals....

 

[mud4feet]

morals....

morels.....tasty fungus! Gotta love them 'shrooms!!

 

[mingez]

Yo mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

 

[90Xjay]

morels.....tasty fungus! Gotta love them 'shrooms!!

Geez, I thought it was just anothur purson hoo didnt usz spelchekurple: