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mingez
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90? Is that you?
90Xjay
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mingez
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Hmmm.. I wonder who that was?Yeah... I caught some guy from Denver being indecent with the poor animal so I got her out of there the best way I could.
He was wearing those blue surgical gloves too... ugh!
crazy med students!
mingez
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Iran and China both suck.
Almost as much as Texas. But hey, nothing could suck that much.
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laxpug19
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mingez
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Or else what? A some Texan's gonna step up to the plate and get his arse handed to him? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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mingez
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Aww c'mon. I've never been beat up by a developmentally challenged, drool cup carrying, bike helmet wearer. And for the last time Texas...NO! I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR FRIGGIN' BASEBALL!!!!He's just mad because likley someone from Texas handed HIM his arse once.
If you remember he used to live on the border and he evidently has issues because he can't leave it alone.
not hard to figure out really...8)
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mingez
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TwistedCU
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Yeah, I heard of that Corky cowboy...
Ain't he married to that Mingez gal? Pretty brave Texan there... I hear her big brother has got hands like the incredible hulk!
Man... you should see their kids. They go by the "Lee Sisters", you know... Homelee and Uglee
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Damn I'm going to regret gettng into that one
Ain't he married to that Mingez gal? Pretty brave Texan there... I hear her big brother has got hands like the incredible hulk!
Man... you should see their kids. They go by the "Lee Sisters", you know... Homelee and Uglee
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Damn I'm going to regret gettng into that one
90Xjay
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Okay. There was this guy in Abilene TX named "Corky", decked out in a bicycle helmet, a shirt that said, "I'm with stupid" (arrow pointing up). After falling on the ground while exiting the short bus, I proceeded to help him up.
He yelled, "Get your hands off of me, I don't need your help!!!" Of course, as he exclaimed this, he peed himself and began to cry. I then pointed and laughed and he punched me and said, "Don't mess with a member of the Shannon family!"
He then grabbed his drool cup and limped off into the Texan sunset, perhaps off to go vote for GW Bush in what was then the presidential elections.
Now this is a common tale, as many many folks from the state of Texas resemble this person and are afflicted by the same condition. However, you might want to stay away from Corky Shannon of Abilene TX. He just might run you over with is brother's mall-crawling purple XJ.
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mingez
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WOW. I'm sorry man, I thought it was obvious that I was totally kidding. I thought we were going back and forth, you know, you zing me, I zing you. Trust me when I say that I'd never zing you with anything that I wouldn't be perfectly okay with myself.
If you took me seriously then I apologize, I really was just goofing around. It seemed we had a good joking banter going on, but it sounds as if you're not joking. If you are, then it's a good one, cause I'm fooled, but if you aren't then again, my bad. Just for future reference, I'm always kidding when I do something like that. Just send me a PM that I overstepped my boundaries and I'll erase it.
Also, I thought you and I have been getting along quite well.
I'll edit my post. As for your physical threat...I'll just let that one go cause I'm sure you're just typing out of anger.
Again, my apologies...
PS- Time for me to go to the club and hang out with my "Gay Dancing Buddies". LOL (I know you're trying to be serious but you have to admit that's pretty funny)
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mingez
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Yeah, I hear she's hot. Kind of likes to go dancing with her gay friends too much.
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firemanharry
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