Get a TJ, Sully. While you have a sore rear from rocky roads, the TJ will be high, dry, cool, and smooth.
:::Actual Conversation:::
CJ Owner(looking unconfortable): Man, that trail was something else, too rough to go fast but too smooth to go slow. That will just wear you out.
Me (TJ Owner): (look at my passenger) Did you feel anything??
TJ passenger: No, why??
::lol::