-your jeeps not parked until its front tire is up on something
-you get a little excited everytime you see another jeep on the road
-you know what a "jeep wave" is (four fingers up on the steering wheel)
-You often find yourself saying to non-jeep drivers, "its a jeep thang, you wouldn't understand" and you mean it
-you have an unhealthy attraction to mud and rocks
-you've been known to slam on your brakes and head for a trail you spot on the side of the road
-the word "topless" has a whole new meaning
-you think a clean jeep is a travesty
-when two jeepers get together, the conversation may start off about the weather, but it never takes to long for the conversation to revert back to which mud boggers are the best and why.
-you always have tow chains and a full toolbox on hand, but you refuse to help anyone but jeeps on the side of the road.
-if given the choice between sex and jeeps... you'd more than likely choose jeeps
-upon owning a jeep, you feel as though you've been let into a special club that no one else who doesnt own a jeep will ever understand
-you've never taken your jeep to a carwash, a sparkly jeep is just unnatural
-your broke, you live with your parents and your in debt up to your eyeballs.. BUT, your jeep has 37" muddboggers, dana 60 rear differential, 6 inch long arm suspension lift, allison transmission, skid plates covering every inch of the undercarriage, 120lb brushguard that could mow down a forrest, a winch, enough lights on the lightbar to simulate daylight and a sound system that could bust eardrums on the other side of the planet.
-you know that for every stock jeep you see, there is a bank account growing with the specific purpose of making it a bonafide rock crawler. not to mention a garage full of packaged parts.. jeep owners are notoriously impatient
-you have a bumpersticker that looks upside down but says "if you can read this, flip me over"
-jeepers seek other jeepers, many a couple are bound by a love of jeeps. its a match made in heaven.
