Jeepacorns (female jeepers)

[bugleboy]

uugh its the first time i have ever had someone try to pick me up at a bar and it had to be a weird drunk woman lol

 

[klkb]

uugh its the first time i have ever had someone try to pick me up at a bar and it had to be a weird drunk woman lol

That's what you get for going to bars when you're 18!

 

[bugleboy]

well it was a victory lane cafe and we ha a party table by the bar lol, she complemented my shirt and said "you have a good heart... i have a good heart... look at my heart" she ten groped herself and acted like she was going to pull her shirt down

 

[CynthiaJane7]

well it was a victory lane cafe and we ha a party table by the bar lol, she complemented my shirt and said "you have a good heart... i have a good heart... look at my heart" she ten groped herself and acted like she was going to pull her shirt down

Well was your shirt complement able?

 

[bugleboy]

i diddnt think so but you tell me lol

 

[CynthiaJane7]

I'd be like dude cool shirt

 

[bugleboy]

she was more like, "oh thats what your chest looks like" lmao!

 

[CynthiaJane7]

she was more like, "oh thats what your chest looks like" lmao!

Wow cheesy line

 

[bugleboy]

she was really drunk i could only make out some of what she said, te rest of the time she was mumbling to herself lol

 

[CynthiaJane7]

she was really drunk i could only make out some of what she said, te rest of the time she was mumbling to herself lol

That's always interesting

 

[bugleboy]

she was a mess, drunk at 6:00 on a saturday trying to pick up an 18 year old at his grandmothers birthday party, made me want to say, but out lady im not interested, but she was so bad i thought she might make a scene if i did say anything negative

 

[klkb]

she was a mess, drunk at 6:00 on a saturday trying to pick up an 18 year old at his grandmothers birthday party, made me want to say, but out lady im not interested, but she was so bad i thought she might make a scene if i did say anything negative

Good for you. Not so many young men would be as thoughtful. How did you end up handling it?

 

[bugleboy]

i just said "give me just a sec" and spun around back to my hable and mouthed the words "she is drunk" to my dad and he starte talking about how i just did the headliner in my jeep and i made sure to include myself and act like she wasnt there lol

 

[Gennybro]

Probably a jeepacorn, they have been caught in action like that just recently.

 

[bugleboy]

haha yeah at least this one wasnt naked

 

[superj]

Oh man, you probably just missed out on a very good time!!

Older women love younger dudes and they have tons of experience

 

[klkb]

That's probably a good point, and might actually be valid if she wasn't sloppy. I don't care how beautiful someone is; that just takes it down to ugly.

 

[Gennybro]

That's probably a good point, and might actually be valid if she wasn't sloppy. I don't care how beautiful someone is; that just takes it down to ugly.

Well, that's a matter of opinion.

 

[klkb]

Well, that's a matter of opinion.

True enough.

 

[bugleboy]

Well, that's a matter of opinion.

lol