The OFFICIAL Random thread

[Saurian]

Never smoked, but have a bad habit of stress-eating, boredom-eating, happy-eating, sad-eating, over-eating, and eating at the worst possible times of the day... I'm of a solid build, won't ever be skinny, but in a month off work earlier this year, I gained 20 pounds... Started riding my bike to work, since it's only a mile and a half from home... I'd guess I've lost that 20 pounds, if not more, everything fits better, and my sciatica is all but gone

 

[_(OIIIIO)_Jeeper]

I miss my Jeep.............

 

[mingez]

Never smoked, but have a bad habit of stress-eating, boredom-eating, happy-eating, sad-eating, over-eating, and eating at the worst possible times of the day... I'm of a solid build, won't ever be skinny, but in a month off work earlier this year, I gained 20 pounds... Started riding my bike to work, since it's only a mile and a half from home... I'd guess I've lost that 20 pounds, if not more, everything fits better, and my sciatica is all but gone

It's amazing how exercise and a lighter body makes a world of difference eh?

 

[mingez]

I LOVE the new Sharks Logo!

OLD:

NEW:

 

[dandoc]

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Second verse same as the first

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Henry the eighth I am, I am
Henry the eighth I am! :lol:

 

[90Xjay]

didn't he die of syphilisp0p

 

[Sparky-Watts]

blank

 

[mud4feet]

Goin ' back to the mountains!!!! Goin' back to the mountains!!!! Goin' back to the mountains!!!!!!!! 2 weeks - God what a needed break!!

 

[mingez]

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[90Xjay]

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damn straight!

 

[dandoc]

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Mingez, tell us how you really feel

 

[Saurian]

Policeman, policeman, help me please!
Someone's gone and stole my knees.
I'd chase them down, but I suspect
My feet and legs just won't connect.

 

[90Xjay]

bump

 

[felix_santi]

Little internet conversation while talking to sister in Spain today off Yahoo.....


arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:03:03 PM): h r u?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:03:18 PM): asl plz
santi (7/29/2007 1:03:45 PM): sorry, lost my asl while shopping
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:04:13 PM): what u mean?
santi (7/29/2007 1:04:40 PM): I mean I had my asl as I entered the store, but didn't when I left
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:05:25 PM): r u m/f?
santi (7/29/2007 1:05:56 PM): not sure, my asl had that info..oh, is that what profiles are for?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:06:42 PM): where ru from?
santi (7/29/2007 1:07:04 PM): from mom, she did have a little help from dad though
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:07:54 PM): ya i can help u.
santi (7/29/2007 1:08:09 PM): really, did you find my asl?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:08:12 PM): whats prob?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:09:00 PM): what do u mean by asl?
santi (7/29/2007 1:09:26 PM): isn't that what you were looking for, an asl
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:10:14 PM): leave it
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:10:29 PM): what ru doing?
santi (7/29/2007 1:10:58 PM): giving up the hunt for my asl, may proceed in kicking the dog
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:11:39 PM): ya no prob?
santi (7/29/2007 1:11:57 PM): no problem unless the dog bites me when I kick it
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:12:35 PM): no prob i have a inj?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:12:50 PM): so dont worry
santi (7/29/2007 1:13:14 PM): not worried. if he did bite I would shoot it anyway. never did like that dog
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:14:04 PM): tale abt u
santi (7/29/2007 1:14:42 PM): I rob little old grandmothers of their sugar
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:15:31 PM): may i know yor good name?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:16:21 PM): r u love dog?
santi (7/29/2007 1:16:28 PM): nah, I try not to give that out, then we would be friends and you would want my wives.
santi (7/29/2007 1:16:45 PM): nah, I just want to kick and shoot my dog
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:17:30 PM): whats good cher in doog
santi (7/29/2007 1:17:49 PM): wow, one of my kids just shot a neighbor
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:18:48 PM): whats yor asl?
santi (7/29/2007 1:19:08 PM): Nig? India? Phill?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:19:29 PM): i think india. yor kid did?
santi (7/29/2007 1:19:47 PM): shot a neighbor,but she as blonde anywy.
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:19:58 PM): yor name is indian
santi (7/29/2007 1:20:15 PM): yeah Indian Nigeria, I live in Cuba
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:20:46 PM): r u marred?
santi (7/29/2007 1:21:03 PM): ten kids, two wives, and a dog
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:21:25 PM): so funny
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:22:15 PM): what r u doing
santi (7/29/2007 1:22:50 PM): thinking about kicking the dog, then I may go out and sell food stamps on the corner
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:23:43 PM): where isyor wife
santi (7/29/2007 1:24:12 PM): which one? one is working the salt mine, the other making dinner for the ten kids
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:24:16 PM): both livie with u
santi (7/29/2007 1:24:46 PM): yeah, Castro said we need more
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:24:57 PM): how u manage
santi (7/29/2007 1:25:08 PM): milk and orange juice
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:25:26 PM): means
santi (7/29/2007 1:25:35 PM): vitamins
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:26:45 PM): how many times u sex with her ina day
santi (7/29/2007 1:26:56 PM): don't remember
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:27:12 PM): 1 2 3
santi (7/29/2007 1:27:31 PM): atleast 10, since I have the ten kids. oh, make that eleven,forgot about my birthday
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:27:47 PM): which type of sex u want
santi (7/29/2007 1:27:57 PM): none, I want no more kids
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:28:21 PM): anal oral
santi (7/29/2007 1:28:28 PM): none
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:28:38 PM): means
santi (7/29/2007 1:28:59 PM): don't need sex any more, tooooo many kids
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:29:11 PM): whats time there
santi (7/29/2007 1:29:40 PM): don't know, can't afford a clock with so many kids
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:29:52 PM): so what prob kid r present there
santi (7/29/2007 1:30:12 PM): I have them locked up in the closet
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:31:00 PM): ithink u have no child
santi (7/29/2007 1:31:09 PM): no, I have ten
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:31:34 PM): u r unmaired woman
santi (7/29/2007 1:31:57 PM): how can I have two wives if I am an unmarried woman
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:32:42 PM): so u tail me truly
santi (7/29/2007 1:32:58 PM): ok
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:33:20 PM): u r missguiding me
santi (7/29/2007 1:34:04 PM): why would anyone lie on the internet? I mean, you live in the US?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:34:16 PM): whats yor profesion
santi (7/29/2007 1:34:41 PM): sheepherder for the doj
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:35:39 PM): whats yor age
santi (7/29/2007 1:35:44 PM): old
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:35:55 PM): age
santi (7/29/2007 1:36:04 PM): old
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:36:29 PM): how much
santi (7/29/2007 1:36:49 PM): two dollars
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:37:29 PM): yor age in dolor!
santi (7/29/2007 1:37:46 PM): i think
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:38:15 PM): man why u tailing lie
santi (7/29/2007 1:38:39 PM): people never lie or cheat on the internet. I heard that on CNN
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:39:33 PM): how u can proof
santi (7/29/2007 1:39:44 PM): I saw it on tv
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:40:17 PM): u belive in tv chen
santi (7/29/2007 1:40:27 PM): yes, and the internet also
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:41:06 PM): u tail me i m from where
santi (7/29/2007 1:41:12 PM): wait now, you are trying to steal my two wives, aren't you?
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:42:10 PM): i have already 1 beautiful wife
santi (7/29/2007 1:42:38 PM): so you want three. I better call the wife police, they handle this stuff
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:43:28 PM): no need of this
santi (7/29/2007 1:44:11 PM): oh no, I heard stories on CNN about wife stealers
arvind_cusat (7/29/2007 1:44:42 PM): u think i m steal
arvind_cusat: yor fev chen is CNN
santi: too late, I called the wife police. they said to keep talking to you while they fly in


Ok, I had to end this so my sister could do whatever they do inSpain for brunch

 

[90Xjay]

what the heck is an asl?
I can't believe I just sat there and read that whole thing.:?|

 

[mud4feet]

...........I can't believe I just sat there and read that whole thing.:?|

I didn't.........but I DID read Mingez's - word for word!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Sparky-Watts]

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[TwistedCU]

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Well Mingez, hats' off to ya! We've all been thinking it and someone had to say it! Bravo young man!!!

 

[Red Neckerson]

Ummm...... Did I miss something? What the hell is that?

 

[90Xjay]

Ummm...... Did I miss something? What the hell is that?

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