well I bought a lottery ticket today, so I'm sure I will win.
You down with splittin' it???? I'm SURE we've got the same numbers!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
oh well my ex was right. I'm a looser
some guy on the interweb said:But maybe you play the lottery because of the chance to win ‘the big one’. So let’s finish off this argument by looking at the big one, the Powerball lottery. Let’s compare the chance of winning $200,000 by spending $3000 on lottery tickets, versus the chance of winning $200,000 by playing American roulette (which is far from your best bet if you are hoping to win money in a casino). Playing the lottery, your chance of winning $200,000 is a little better than 1 in 1200. In American roulette, if you simply bet all of your money on a 2-1 proposition (such as ‘1st 12’) every time until you reach your goal (or, as is more likely, bust), you have an approximately 1.2 in 1200 (i.e., 1 in 1000) chance of getting to around 200,000. In other words, your odds of winning a ‘big prize’ are about 20% better (and that was by playing a silly game in a silly way).
And what about the ‘really really big one’? Well, the payout changes from week to week. This week the real cash value of the payout is around $10 million, and your odds of winning that money are 1 in 146,107,962. You have a better chance of getting 27 heads in a row on a fair coin. It’s trite to say, but your odds of being struck by lighting are far better. (A common estimate is 1 in 600,000, or around 240 times more likely than wining the lottery.)
It almost seems silly not to buy a $1 ticket for a chance at $7 million a year for 20 years or whatever the cash option is (well over 100 mil)
I hope your numbers were differant than mine.....
Yeah, well...
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Originally Posted by some guy on the interweb
But maybe you play the lottery because of the chance to win ‘the big one’. So let’s finish off this argument by looking at the big one, the Powerball lottery. Let’s compare the chance of winning $200,000 by spending $3000 on lottery tickets, versus the chance of winning $200,000 by playing American roulette (which is far from your best bet if you are hoping to win money in a casino). Playing the lottery, your chance of winning $200,000 is a little better than 1 in 1200. In American roulette, if you simply bet all of your money on a 2-1 proposition (such as ‘1st 12’) every time until you reach your goal (or, as is more likely, bust), you have an approximately 1.2 in 1200 (i.e., 1 in 1000) chance of getting to around 200,000. In other words, your odds of winning a ‘big prize’ are about 20% better (and that was by playing a silly game in a silly way).
And what about the ‘really really big one’? Well, the payout changes from week to week. This week the real cash value of the payout is around $10 million, and your odds of winning that money are 1 in 146,107,962. You have a better chance of getting 27 heads in a row on a fair coin. It’s trite to say, but your odds of being struck by lighting are far better. (A common estimate is 1 in 600,000, or around 240 times more likely than wining the lottery.)
i finally learned how to make armpit farts this year.. a little boy at work taught me (the things we do to get kids to smile) but i'm actually getting pretty good at it now
So...where is the sound bytes or a small video of your new found talent?
CNN said:Truck driver from Georgia claims half of a record-breaking $390 million jackpot and says he's "going fishing. "
See, it did happen to someone. Not just one someone, but two someones!:shock:
Thankfully, I can afford to do a lil fishin' here and there without winning the lottery. Dad told me he just bought me a 12 dollar tackle box with a bunch of stuff in it at an auction. So thats almost like winning the lottery, right???
So..... I was sitting there naked in my bean bag chair eating cheetos and watching porn.............................